Dawn is beautiful and charming, and it seems like she knows absolutely everyone here. I spot her while she’s chatting animatedly with a group of exhibitors who are clearly drooling all over her. I may be corny but my favorite mineral is Quartz, she says. She also has painted nails that look just like quartz.

As I take a picture of her, she doesn’t interrupt her conversation, not even for a moment. Geez Dawn, you’ve finally arrived! We were wondering, is she coming or what?
Sure, guys! I’m sorry for the delay! OMG, are you done? Shit, this is SO heavy! Bye sugar!